Yes, every now and then the Gumba has such things called thoughts.
He thinks of a great many things actually.

Random musing #1.

The Gumba and Bard were at a great production the other night.
A production about the fairies of dementia.
Nasty little things they are, for they drive you mad with the fact that make you forget things.
Slowly at first and then a very rapid progression, till you forget to eat and eventually to breath.
The Gumba remembered how they had tormented the beloved White Haired Hermit, the sire of the Great Gumba.
How many a day and night the Gumba, mighty Immortal, sat and watched and could nothing as the fairies tormented the White Haired one.
Until one day, the White Haired one forgot everything, including the will to live.
It was a sad day indeed.

Random thought #2

The Red Prince and the Otter Queen, ahh how the Gumba and Bard miss them.
Someday soon, they will be together yet again, to fight the great battles and most of all FEAST.

Random thought #3

Sebastian Fox has departed for the regions of tree huggers and stumprangers.
He did not take his amulet of anti-lisping, nor his gauntlets of the wrist, (to avoid becoming limp).
The Gumba wishes him well, with all that he may try to do.
Beware, Homer, with arms like tree trunks, blazen red hair, not a man like you or I.
For he is the king of the stumprangers and lord of the pillowbiters.

Random thought #4

A pigs orgasm lasts over 30 minutes!

Random thought #5

The Bard is the Gumbas rock.
The foundation for which he now exists.
Long Live Kerry the Bard.

Random thought #6

Redbeard and Mad Marie.
Wondrous people, we have learned much and will continue to do so.
Life is a journey, walk it with your eyes open and your mouth shut.

Random thought #7

Capt. Crudbeard and Bloodthirsty.
When the Gumba looks at them, he sees what his future may hold for him and his beloved Bard.
Fair winds mate's.

Random thought #7

A great battle is brewing betwixt the Gumba and Lord Directium of the air waves.
more on that later.

Random thought #8

How about that pig thing?!!?!!?!!

Random thought #9

Lord Complo is off defending the realm in his mighty Davinci flying machine.
Safe haven my friend, remember the Gumbas reach is far.

Random thought #10

Spring has come at last to the Northron regions.
The birds are singing and life is starting to move again.
Tomorrow night a great bonfire of remembrance will be had at the sacred fire pit of feasting.
To all who attend they are welcome, safe and secure.
The wood sprite will dance a joyous dance for the Gumba has renewed his dedication to them as well as the castle and his lands.

Huzzah, Huzzah.
Feast well, live long, Laugh often, for tomorrow you may die in battle.

So sayeth the Great white Sage of the Northron Regions.